Is this where I write something witty? Hmm, something witty, eh? OK, I got it: I like girls! Aww yeah -- take that, wit! …
Wow, I get 4000 words now? Damn. This is where it gets serious. Way serious.
So this is where I talk about how awesome I am, right? OK, here we go: Hi, my name is Michael and I am totally frickin' ...